BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Barney

A total dickhead who doesn't know anything but how to piss people off. They are often dis-owned at a young age when the parent realises what a mistake they made

You're such a Barney

by UR BOI BOB January 15, 2019

barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

pickle the Dino loves barney

pickle x barney yummy they will make beautiful babies rawr ;)

Pickle the Dino loves barney lets go to their wedding

by green sausage December 7, 2021

Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed

Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020