Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Shannon

Someone who thinks they pull skill moves off in fifa pro clubs, however is unable to pull off even 2.

Oiii, stop doing a shannon, please.

Lets win the game cunt.

by Stop doing skills cunt June 13, 2018

Shannon

Got her tits out at sandbar!

Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"

Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"

by Quontothenextone November 22, 2021

Shannon

A Shannon is a crazy manipulative woman that doesn’t care who she steals from or hurts she thinks very highly of herself which is great for her

Oh my gosh she’s being a shannon

by Jackilin February 4, 2023

Shannon

When you lose 5 NFL fantasy matches in a row

so you lost again aye, thats 5 in a row.. man you had a shannon

by gebangers October 9, 2023

Shannon

Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.

I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.

by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019