Luke

A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.

“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser”

by Tina: respect April 13, 2021

Luke

A man with autism, an acne covered dick and body, tends to be attracted to feminists and women younger than him.

You know that Luke guy, he is such an autistic bitch.

by Semen licker December 10, 2017

Luke

Keeps a lot of secrets

Is he being a luke?

by Haha ya boi July 30, 2018

Luke

Luke is the definition of a booty cheek

Ew fuck luke

by Cuntforhire April 9, 2019

Luke

this man will have a 1 inched, eat stigs to fill him up, call you a nigga, be a nigga, and everything in-between. he is ass at handball and can't even say hi to a girl.

How Luke starts a conversation:
Luke: "fat nuts"
Girl: "???"
Luke: "sorry that was my friend"
Luke: "anyway, how was your day?"

by The Fat Voluptuous Coc September 8, 2020

Luke

A person who is rubbish at geography

Luke is shit at intercourse

by Gibbybanter February 7, 2021

Luke

Luke is usually a big dude and the most popular but he is also an asshole. Luke goes for every girl he thinks is hot. Luke will make fun of smaller people than him and acts all tough and cool around girls. Luke is also a bitch

Luke- Hey look at that girl over there she's hot I'mma go ask her out

by Done este la leche¿ December 17, 2018