The best most legendary human being that will ever exist. If you think Gage isn't sexy, nice, funny, and smart than you must be an idiot.
by RandomHuman67 December 5, 2018
great friend but is an asshole in his own way he fucks with you in a funny way but will always be there for you great guy pussy magnet and overall a good friend keep him if you find him
1 gage ortiz is awesome
by Gage ortiz January 6, 2020
Very attractive athletic dude treats his girlfriend with respect loves shoes and buys his girlfriend lots of gifts overall perfect man to be with
by JohnMyers1 November 21, 2018
A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.
by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023
by Timmy Brennan May 16, 2021
When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
by BallHammer December 31, 2011
A name for someone who has a hard on for anything technological from before the 2000’s. Usually carries around things like “floppy disk cameras” or “windows XP laptops” with them at all times to show off to their 1 friend.
by Totally not your friend March 1, 2018