May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.
John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion
by Cable-priest May 13, 2019
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Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.
Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"
by brendan December 23, 2004
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It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.
by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011
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Sucky: 5?
Teacher: No, it's 4 you dumbass.
Trevor: Oh dear Sucky, you're having A 'Bryn' Day!
Sucky: 5?
Teacher: No, it's 4 you dumbass.
Trevor: Oh dear Sucky, you're having A 'Bryn' Day!
by Danny.E. November 23, 2009
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Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO
by Yoyo Kirb November 28, 2020
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