M-16

U.S. military's proud gas operated, air cooled, light weight, hand held piece of shit. It is very sensitive to all elements that you'd find outdoors, including air and sunshine. It jams if fly shit gets into the bolt so essentially it's not much of a infantry weapon. It must be cleaned constantly to be able to fire a full magazine, and after that it needs more maintanence. To extend a grunt's life on the battlefield, the A2 variant isn't fully automatic, so there will be some time between dissasembly and cleaning. The reason it became standard issue in the U.S. military is because in the 1960's Colt executives bought some high ranking military brass a few beers and lapdances. Other than that, there's no reason why a recognized military would adopt such garbage.

PFC.Smith:"Hey Jones, i can't open this beer!"
PFC.Jones:"Use the ejection port on your M-16, stupid."

by russianbear54 September 11, 2006

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november 16

The one day you get an exemption from no nut November so go on boys here's one free pass from me :)

Ben:I'm have a good time tonight me lotion and my d*ck
Jack:Bro it's no nut November you can't
Ben:Bro what it's November 16

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M-16

A 40+ year old underpowered, outdated, and unreliable weapon-system that is more effective when thrown as a javalin with bayonet attached than it is when fired. Our soldiers deserve something better.

Oh, and bring back the .45 while you're at it, you Beretta-loving sons of bitches.

GI #1: Shit, my M-16 jammed!
GI #2: Quick, clock him with your butt-stock!
GI #1: Fuck, it broke!
GI #2: Ok, clear the jam!
GI #1: Damnit, the charging handle bent!
GI #2: ... You could use your M9.
GI #1: Huh? That thing can kill people?

by Kawalsky July 12, 2006

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