When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
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Get the doo flop mug.Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
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Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
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