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whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.
Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 16, 2021
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pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.
"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"
by TheBoo's September 26, 2014
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Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011
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muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
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Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013
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Flying whales

Flying whales is a statement used when something is just so amazing.

Additional adjectives- great or giant for example, can be added to make the statement stronger.
"I'm pregnant!" "Great flying whales! I'm so happy for you!"

"10/10 flying whales for you."
by iamdogbork July 18, 2019
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Muddy Whale

When you cum in a fat woman's ass, she farts and spouts it back out again.
Well blow me down! My fat girlfriend just gave me a muddy whale
by johnny apps December 19, 2010
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