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Irish Skin Flute

After a long night of partying,A man gets a blowjob, then the man starts to puke off to the side, and the girl keeps on going.
Dude- I was at this party once, Billy got an Irish Skin Flute on the front porch...
Billy- and i didn't even get her name.
by "The Dude"08 February 23, 2009
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Irish Penny Flute

Lauren if you would like to stay after class I will show you my Irish Penny flute.
by bigdumbweasel March 14, 2014
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etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.
Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”
by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020
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Twinkle Flute

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.
That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.
by BallZack6 October 29, 2011
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FLUTE

A great instrument that can make wonderful music but is mainly used aas either a baseball bat, a sword, or a blowgun.
Dude,I just hit Tomy with my katana, baseball bat, and blowgun.
I didn't know you had those!
No, I have a flute.
by fbcmgps April 2, 2020
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