stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

Stabs

Really cool amazing person, you should love them.

Hey do you know Stabs?

Yes ofc, they are my best friend.

by Anonymous132595 September 7, 2021

Ass Stabbed

Ass Stabbed Is A Swear Version Of Stabbed In The Back Which Stabbed In The Back Means Betrayed

Guy 1:Man Remember Last Match?
Guy 2:Yeah That Was A Nice Battle
Guy 1:Also That Asshole xXNoobRekterXx Betrayed Me!
Guy 2:You Got Ass Stabbed!

by WingyDoge May 12, 2017

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Stabbed neck

stabbed neck means to be stabbed in the neck by a sharp object like a knife or a sharp razor

stabbed neck

by Wheats October 6, 2023