A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.
Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."
by notbritneyfignut March 25, 2007
by Kropman June 12, 2019
BRITNEY IS CONFUSED is an Internet meme featuring Britney Spears with a confused face.
When this gets famous Behind The Meme better see this or I will kms!
When this gets famous Behind The Meme better see this or I will kms!
by Hugh B. Neutron's Account April 12, 2017
The most beautiful and sweet and amazing girl in the world. The most caring and stunning person ever.
by Her bestfriend 19 September 16, 2020
When you accidently shoot someone with the wrong weapon, and have to apologize for doing a Britney, and say, "Ooops I did it again."
by No Hemingway April 12, 2021
by Eggbagdecearingegg December 15, 2017
a makeup/singing project that went really bad,was used as a inhumanity torturring device.
was a part of a experiment for making monkeys sing.
after a long time they figure a way to make a britney spears sound almost natural, they sent the project out in the world
lipsynching like it was teatched in the lab for many
year, builded bigger boobs on to get some audience to the lipsynching festival.
tryed to infect madonna with herpes and bird flu.
made a lot of money torturring iraqis with pictures around the walls. Still not enough to get layd, so works as a very cheap underground prostitute in the zoo to bee the monkeys bitch.
was a part of a experiment for making monkeys sing.
after a long time they figure a way to make a britney spears sound almost natural, they sent the project out in the world
lipsynching like it was teatched in the lab for many
year, builded bigger boobs on to get some audience to the lipsynching festival.
tryed to infect madonna with herpes and bird flu.
made a lot of money torturring iraqis with pictures around the walls. Still not enough to get layd, so works as a very cheap underground prostitute in the zoo to bee the monkeys bitch.
no,no,no not on a britney spears concert!, I will cut of my leg so i cant go.no,no ... not a wheelchair! i will loose me arms then.. not drag me! i will remove my ears then...
nooo,stop! then i poke out me eyes... ahhhhhh
nooo,stop! then i poke out me eyes... ahhhhhh
by HeavyMetal April 14, 2006