Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024

Tater tot

A cute tall boy with brown hair and brown eyes. He’s really sweet and caring. and makes you feel butterflies :)

The boy im on the phone with is a tater tot.

by bjuff December 8, 2020

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."

"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025

prosta-tot

Noun. A young girl who walks around in a group of more than two other females, high school girls who dress slutty, whore, usually different colored hair, laughs extremely loud at jokes, who thinks its cool to kiss her girlfriends, whose really a virgin who passes around gossip about her actually getting it on with "Johnny", tramp, slut, who has to be home at curfew, who walks the neighborhood after school who gets guys to honk at them and screams and laughs when guys really do honk. Young prostitutes in training.

Damn, bro, look at those girls right there!

Yeah man, little prosta-tots!!

"HONK HONK"

Heeheeehahahahahheeeheeehhahahaha!! <--Girls.

by LuckyOne87 August 22, 2012

from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.

my baby girls went from tots to thots

by khroma December 1, 2021

tot slay

A mf that eats a lot of tater tots.

dude cmon lets go to mcdonald’s so we can tot slay.

by officialdesii November 16, 2019

Thot Tots

Pre pubescent thots ranging between the ages of 12-15.

These Freshman are all thot tots, seniors can't keep their skeney swipers of them.

by GrammaticallyIncorrectNards January 14, 2019