The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.
Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!
by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.
Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.
by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

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《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》
by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

A drain clog is the action of not being able to poop because of the build-up of excess lube that dried up.
by DancingPot June 9, 2019

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.
Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

by bean, trivia queen June 17, 2017

by anonymous July 28, 2023
