Simp

Joe Bond Rodriguez

You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp

by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

SIMP

Jonah Weinfurter

Damn, it's a simp!

by jaydenerli13N April 29, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

SIMP

when you ship your self with a hot mf that doesn’t know u or doesn’t like u back ☠️😬

Girl: dang I simp my self with Josh Richards

Boy: Maddison beer and me are just a simp ☠️

by Yuck mom April 17, 2020