goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 06, 2020

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

same piss different toilet

same same but different

When you get drink with the same friends at a different bar. “Same piss different toilet”

by EmWare January 03, 2025

En Piss Ant

In chess, en piss ant (French: ɑ̃ paˈsɑ̃, lit. "in pissing") describes the capture of an enemy pawn on an adjacent file that has just made an initial two-square advance.

300 rated player - "Bro, I think I just saw a glitch on chess.com, Someone took my pawn with theirs when it wasn't even on the right square"

100 rated player -"Google en piss ant"

by K_popsicle June 28, 2023

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 07, 2021

Piss cube

Piss cube is a cube that is piss.That’s it.Just piss.what else do you ducking expect

“OMG I FOUND A PISS CUBE OMG THATS SO PISS CORE😩😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺”

by Fern is so pisscore November 19, 2021