James Michael Tait

James Michael Tait is a former truck driver and notorious zoophile who was involved in the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case. More specifically, he was the man who filmed the “Mr. Hands” video.

Before the filming of the video, Tait had been anally penetrated by the same horse (referred to as “Big Dick”) that would fuck a man to death on camera, with Tait as the cameraman. He would later be charged with Breaking and Entering in the 1st degree into the farm where this occurred (not into the horse) as the farm owners did not know he was there. He entered an Alford Plea and was sentenced to one day of community service and a 300 dollar fine (plus a suspended one year jail sentence.) Police also seized hundreds of hours of zoophilia porn, all of men having sex with various livestock at the farm.

Later, in Maury County, Tennessee, Tait and another man were arrested for having sex with a stud horse on multiple occasions over several months. He plead guilty and was sentenced to probation.
James Michael Tait was caught fucking horses twice.
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James Kenny

James Kenny is a white catholic boy, he is friends with a furry named fu-fu (foo-foo) and likes a Indian boy a year younger, along with a few girls that he knows who they are. He is unknowingly and untryingly a teachers pet.
Boy: "Damn, have you heard of James Kenny, the one who's friends with fu-fu, he tried kissing his Indian friend!"
Girl: "wow, that's really not shocking."
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Oliver James Page

He is a complete cunt. However, is is a legend. He likes to lick hot steaming shits left behind in elderly homes. He is very yum.
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james mum

A woman who can't afford wii sports for her children
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Lazer james

It may be a group of hackers who plan on bringing bco to their knee's or it could be the guy who brought down titanfall2 nobody really knows
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Grant james carling

The best man on earth, no one can top him
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