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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!
Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? Disease
by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 7, 2022
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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
by sound of freedom March 15, 2021
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Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021
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