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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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pookie bear

something that you would call your love. it is a really nice name…. pookie bear.
i love my pookie bear, my pookie bear is he best, ****** is my pookie bear.
by sav• October 18, 2021
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Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated
(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"
by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021
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flare bear

woah its flare bear 🐻💞
by a rat28eu38 August 15, 2020
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gummy bears are chasing me

Bruhhh
gummy bears are chasing me
IDC ITS THREE AM
by anonymous March 5, 2025
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Bear Rinehart

William S. 'Bear' Rinehart is "the perfect man" Only rivaled in perfection by his brother, Bo Rinehart. Bear is the lead singer in the best band in the world NEEDTOBREATHE. He posses the most powerful, most incredible voice you will ever hear. His voice can melt hearts and patch up souls and maybe one day bring about world peace. He also plays several instruments including guitar, harmonica and piano and writes some of the most real songs you'll ever hear.
Bear is a friendly, introverted dude who tries his best to make you feel special, but just being in his presence gets you high for at least four months anyways.
Bear Rinehart loves people. He not only supports charities that are providing sustainable healthcare to third world countries, but he goes to these places himself and plays a large part in organizing impactful events to support said cause.
Third, William Stanley "Bear" Rinehart III is gorgeous. He's drop dead gorgeous. He was a star football player but now he's basically a model. He has a perfect sense of style and looks amazing in any lighting or setting. He's a total rock star and the image of masculine beauty.
Ariel: "Gurl, all the girls in our friend group are married or at least dating someone. When are you going to find anyone? Zach's brother is-"
Jae: "Queen, I've told you a thousand times. Now that I know Bear RInehart exists there's never going to be anyone for me. He's set my standards too high and now everyone else is just meh in comparison. I'm good tho. Thanks."
by Darlin who'll talk to ya October 21, 2018
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Gummy Bear

The Australian way of pronouncing Gun My Beer. An action in which normally happens at parties where one will through a can of cheap beer in the air and shoot it with a gun splattering beer on many peoples faces.
Yo Edward, Gummy Bear. *splash*
by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018
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