Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023

Mumma Bear

I different way to call your mum.

Mumma Bear can I Have a hug

by ThyNathanScott November 29, 2021

Polar Bear

An all-white California Highway Patrol Car. Reasons why they are called that because of their all-whiteness, white grill, white paint, etc. They are typically used for Commercial Vehicle Enforcement.

"Man I got pulled over by a Polar Bear, my rig was too hot so he stopped me."

by dontusemyrealname. June 3, 2019

Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.

Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.

by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

Bear Trap

When you bend her over and induce Anal. Allow for her now lax butthole to gape. Proceed to spread butt cheeks as far apart as you can. Drop your balls into her gaping asshole. Let both hands go simultaneously causing a "bear trap" effect on the testicals. As you're balls are completely consumed inside her asshole you will attempt to walk across the room as if carrying your baby cub to safety. Bear trap

My girlfriend and I tried the Bear trap last night. gaping sex anal bears balls batcave

by Toeknee August 29, 2016