arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Simp

A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.

Christian Campo is a simp

by Brickhead0011 February 27, 2020

simp

austin smith

wow austin smith is a real simp

by lexi.05 September 20, 2020

Simp

An ECE major who drives a white mustang and gloats about driving stick

Danimals is a simp for paying $270 for a date with his own girlfriend, and her not paying for him

by Atzerrr March 8, 2020

Simp

I’d you’re only being nice because you wanna lay the pipe

You’re a simp, you’re a simp, no you’ve never been a pimp you’re a simp. You’re a simp, you’re a simp.

by Ppeater52 March 21, 2021

Simp

Someone who puts women before there friends

A great example of a Simp would be the great basketball player Brandon Newman

by Yung Carnage March 21, 2020

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022