slap a hoe

if there is a hoe is your life then slap them and hit them like no other

time to slap a hoe!!

by urmomislit April 19, 2019

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023

Banana Slap

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s ass and tailbone and proceeds to slap his penis in his own cum.

Yo I bent that bitch over did her doggy style and once I was done I was banana slapping dat ass.

by JustinCredible H May 10, 2020

slap

SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SLAPS = Sounds Like A Plan, Sir/Sis

Hey, let's go to the beach.
Yeah slap.

Hi, wanna get wasted?
Yeah that slaps.

by Av.A January 29, 2021

WOKE SLAPS

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.

I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.

by D-pop February 19, 2014

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017