Piss kink

When you're trying to jack off and accidently tangle your tubes in your dick and therefore are stuck with a piss kink.

Guy 1: I've been jacking my meat for an hour wheres the cum?
Guy 2: Oh I think you have a piss kink. You've been touching your dick for too long.
Guy 1: Well shit.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Pissing the cream

When your busy

Yo g I'm pissing the cream sorry

by Rtfit7f July 10, 2020

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse while striking her tip.

Your ma's a piss jockey.

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

Piss Paddlers

Another name for Flip Flops or Thongs. Commonly worn in the heads and showers.

-commonly used as Navy speak.

"Oi Dusty, pass us the piss paddlers." "Oh shit, I forgot , my piss paddlers now I'm going in barefoot."

by nigga sticks April 27, 2020

piss hooch

A delicious fermented beverage of 45% alc/vol. Composed of various std ridden pisses.

Damn George that piss hooch got me faded than a hoe.

by GLinney_4 February 19, 2023

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Spicy Piss

An Adult Beverage or Alcohol

Guy1: Man I hate Alcohol it’s nasty and it gives a scent

Guy2: I know right Shit tastes like Spicy Piss

by Flowergirl 🌻🌼 January 7, 2021