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Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
by Manginas Matter May 8, 2021
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Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.
David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.
by Romantic failure May 8, 2021
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Mexican Coleslaw

When a woman rides a guy and right as he’s about to cum she farts and cups the Fart in her hand and makes him smell it.
She gave Zach a Mexican coleslaw in return for yelling at her yesterday.
by Barnabus Collins May 8, 2021
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Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
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Big Mexican

by Big Fat Mexican June 3, 2021
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2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
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Mexican Hammer

Synonym for adjustable pliers such as those manufactured by Channel Lock.
Hey Dave, can you toss me the Mexican hammer?
by fuckdoggydog June 9, 2021
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