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"blue-barrel" guy

blu bar-uhl gahy:

A "blue-barrel" guy would be the person you would trust to keep a very dark, ugly secret.

This is a reference to former police officer in Bolingbrook, Illinois suspected of being responsible for deaths of at least 2 of his spouses. The blue barrel refers to an alleged blue plastic industial barrel kept in his bedroom for several weeks following the dissapearance of his most recent wife. This person reportedly entrusted his step-brother to assist in disposing of said barrel. The barrel is thought to contain the remains of his former spouse & likely rests deep in the silt of a shipping canal in the area.
I just woke up form a drunken stupor in a cheap vegas motel room with a bloody broken bottle in my hand & what looks like a dead, tranny hooker in the bed beside me. What happened last night? Thank God I have my "blue-barrel" guy on speed-dial. I gotta get him over here to get me out of this!
by herculoidz February 19, 2012
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ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023
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Friendship blue balls

When a person in the friendgroup obviously wants to drop the group but is to pussy about it. So they ignore you in school and never talk to you. However when they don’t have a Person around to talk to or the group does fun stuff they come crawling back to you. They tease you with their friendship and give you friendship blue balls.
Person A: M has been ignoring us for 3 weeks now and only hangs with the cool kids...But she wants to come get lunch with us

Person B: oh man, that bitch is giving you friendship blue balls.
by mimsie June 10, 2021
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Blue Tick Lifestyle

Males living a life that will guarantee to you getting "Blue-Ticked", i.e. getting ignored by females on Whatsapp.

The lifestyle includes getting very high every night with the boys, and "questionable" party habits.
No wonder he's single, he's stuck in that blue tick lifestyle.
by daybar123rat May 21, 2016
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blue collar aristocracy

Being born into an established and respected blue collar family. It maybe associated with a since of entitlement and a family history in a specific industry.
The Crowley family is part of a blue collar aristocracy of the local roofing industry.
by jazz1414 January 20, 2014
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Blue heat takis

The best thing in earth and humanity itself. The heat is perfect, your mouth will be blessing itself.
Girl 1: I hate blue heat takis!!
Girl 2, 3 and 4: *jumps girl 1.*
by Hotdogmoney98 May 15, 2021
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Blue Screen of Dying

The act of a computer crashing by displaying the blue screen of death.

Past Tense: Blue Screen of Died
PC User: "Shit, my computer is blue screen of dying."

Mac User: "Should have gotten a Mac, those never blue screen of die."
by seebzy July 28, 2012
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