smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

moist beans

the most disgusting thing you could ever say

friend 1; "these are some pretty moist beans aren't they?"
friend 2; "please never say that to me again"

by tiktokapproved1818 March 21, 2020

stupid beans

Fucking bullshit

Homie: you I just fucked your bitch
Me: Stupid beans

by waterguy29 November 10, 2017

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

Green beans

Green beans is a cult

Green Beans basically grow a garden from Roblox game the new spawnism

by Scottona. September 16, 2025

beans

Short for “Cool Beans!” but less corny

Y: Man wyd?
F: Nothing, just watching tv
Y: Beans.

by uglystepmother July 9, 2020

Bean

A junkie

“This guy is acting and moving like a straight BEAN!!!”

by Mwat3rs604 February 7, 2020