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fart olympics

we were watching the game and by the 3 quarter it turned into the fart olympics!
by bigfarter November 11, 2013
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Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting
"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "
by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013
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fart ring

One's anus or butt hole. Also known as stink valve.
My grandpa always said, "if your fart ring itches, that means it's dirty."
by BD Mcgee December 29, 2013
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fart antibodies

The ability to overcome and not be phased by ones own odor or discomfort of gas being expelled from the individuals anus. This is something that is acquired from after years of gas inhalation; similar to a tolerance of ones own bodily stench.
"Dude! Your fart stinks man!"

"Oh really? I don't really smells them anymore thanks to my fart antibodies"
by Garhartman July 23, 2015
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Ethnic fart

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese
No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!
by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016
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Fart Seed

A small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your rectum at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them
Daz lets rip a big fart.... BUUUURRRRRREERRRERRETTTTTTTTTT

ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"
by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016
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Fart Pop

A modern breed of music characterized by fart-like sound effects accompanied by whiney synths with happy melodies. Occasionally heard with cheerful pop-style vocals.
Person 1: "What is this weird stuff they keep playing on my radio here?"
Person 2: "That's a bunch of fart pop."
Person1: "Yeah no shit."
by RuctusRudy December 1, 2016
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