Green Day

A gay band for people who like gay music(If it's even fair to call it that).

Idiot:"Dude, I'm going to see Green Day next week"
Human:"Fucking idiot, Green Day sucks ass!"

by Fuckingthrash March 21, 2019

Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

Tits day

All females are required to text a picture of their breasts to a man or their choice

It’s tits day. I better send a picture of my tits to (insert name)

by Wowiwowowowowowowowowiw October 31, 2019

All-Day

In reference to being excited or enthused about doing something all day but in reality you can't.

Josh: Man we just crushed that team!
Matt: All-day!

John: I was creeping this girl out all the time, its funny to me.
Tyler: Wow that's a little much
Josh: All-Day

by Thewolfthatcriedman May 14, 2010

Balogne Day

A really hot day, where as if you were to put balogne on a vehicle, it would peel off the paint.

Wow, it is suuuuch a balogne day today, we should hit up the beach.

by Crystam September 16, 2007

Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest August 7, 2015

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016