Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.

Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.

by poopbutter August 21, 2013

butter their ass

To excessively stoke someone's ego to nausea.

I thanked them once already, what do you want me to do, butter their ass.

by Ol_B October 10, 2013

buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.

"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"

by PashPartake January 31, 2012

Tweenum Butter

(See "Fummunda Cheese") The buttery, funky residue that accumulates between two large breasteses.

I tried to motorboat her, and all I got was a mouth full of Tweenum Butter. It burned my nose.

by duckn March 9, 2012

bread and butter miss

a school girl, a young school girl.

Dude, look at that bread and butter miss.

by mansoo June 5, 2012

Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.

Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!

by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011