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SIMP

Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.
Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.
by The one that has no name June 9, 2022
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Simp

A homo sapiens who goes by the name Ale and is concerningly in love with any girl who happens to show a level of interest in him. He then proceeds to fall madly in love with them. Be careful once in love he serves as a non-listening safety hazard.
He is a simp.
by mayasierraaaaaa March 21, 2023
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Princess simp

Jordan Sagers
Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit
by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024
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simp

a male that will do anything to date a female.
Your a simp .
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Simp

by d3rick May 4, 2022
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Simping

The unilateral serving of women from men, including all forms of flattery, emotional support, and ego boosting WITHOUT RECIPROCATION in the hope of gaining sexual favors or moral status as "a good guy" or "nice guy" in order to gain sexual favors from other women of the targeted "simping" social/social media following groups.

This term does not apply for women towards men, because men do not lose interest or respect for women willing to put effort, kindness, and resources into them, with the exception of sexual favors given freely without much effort or reciprocation. I.e. a slut.

In essence, the old term of slut/slag has been reimagined and reconfigured to fit today's issue of pathetic men from uninhibited women.
Tony is simping for Angela. He keeps giving her all these gifts, buying her lunch, and telling her how hot and amazing she is, but she don't give him the time of day and just gets her back blown out by the basketball team. It's sad man.
by Frontburner April 8, 2023
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Simp

a dude who is only nice to females so they'll fuck him.
Tommy: Sarah wouldn't have sex with me even after I called beautiful!

Bill: You sound like a fucking simp Tom.
by GarbageMonster October 10, 2020
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