Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Chiseled Tit

Abnormally sloped or slanted tits.

Dan: Check out Lisa's chiseled tit
Jake: Ew wtf man!

by _TRILLVANILLA_ October 3, 2016

Bitch tits

A male with large breasts

A person who is whines and complains a lot.

Sarah: I think Mark is pretty cute.
Allison: He's aite, but man he's got some bitch tits.

by BriguyPort November 16, 2022

diamond tit

Diamond tit is when your nipples get so hard they could etch glass , usually from being aroused!!!!

Last night I was hanging out with this hot chick and I got so aroused I got diamond tit

by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Titted

full of tits(boobs,breasts);Covered is big breasts

I was Titted last night, when I was in the bar lots of girls took of their bra and came up to me

by Sapnu your dick December 18, 2018