Butt Ghost

The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.

I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it

by AuricGodshawk April 14, 2019

Butt Muck

The act of pilfering one's asshole while they are asleep or without permission. Also known as Rape.

I butt mucked the fuck outta that bitch last night.

by shanagains9211 April 18, 2019

Butt dial

Butt dial is when you mistakenly call someone. This normally happens when your phone is in your back pocket and you sit down and the phone app calls someone for you. They end up answering and getting annoyed because you called them and now your not answering while they are trying to talk to you. Not to be confused with a booty call.

Donna: *sits down*
Jacob: David, my boi, your phones ringing.
David: Ah shit man it's Donna you know I've liked her for a while
Jacob: Answer it dumb fuck
David: Okay Okay. Donna, hey why are you calling?
Donna: *Sits unaware that she accidentally called someone*
Jacob: What she saying
David: *Realizes it must be a butt dial?*
Also David: *Throws phone across room*

by TheFudge6969 December 8, 2019

Butt Flossing

When you get a towel between your legs and pull up and down like your shining a shoe

Person1:What the hell are they doing?
Person2:Butt flossing*shudders*

by Sassybiach123456 December 23, 2019

Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Butt face

My mum .___.

Ur a butt face

by A sad 8 year old May 27, 2019