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grease monkey

A hand job with lube.
Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.
by Dolemite71 April 23, 2006
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monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.
Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)
by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005
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Cock-monkey

The person that does work generally of a non-intellectual type.

Window-washing, painting, cleaning of all sorts, demolition via saws, etc.
Why would I do that cock-monkey work? It doesn't pay for shit.
by IHC2007 August 6, 2007
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cock monkey

one who is acting like a dick yet resembling a monkey or could also mean someone that is needing the cock and is acting like a monkey to get it and embarrasing your ass in front of one or more people. at times people have confused a cock monkey for a mongolian ass pirate but there is a big difference, cockmonkeys attack the front.
that darren guy, he's quite the cock monkey.
by wontonballs August 2, 2007
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Monkey Feathers

A term used a long time ago which now means 'OH SHIT!'
Monkeyman: Monkey Feathers!

Weatherman: What happened?

Monkeyman: My monkey has feathers!

Featherman: That stinks.

Monkeyman: No! It's awesome! He can fly!
by Alejandro Rocks December 23, 2008
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Monkey Salad

When you shuv a banana up you ass and clinch your ass cheeks together and someone eats it.
guy: Hey baby wanna eat some monkey salad
girl: Oh hell yea nigga im black
by jackisreal March 11, 2011
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tinkle monkey

someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"
by gdfgshgf June 23, 2008
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