1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.
The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.
by KickstandLover October 15, 2018
Get the Taco Kingmug. "Hey man what's going on?"
"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"
"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"
by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016
Get the goose tacomug. Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Get the Taco Bellmug. First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs October 27, 2015
Get the Pittsburgh Walking Tacomug. 
Definition- someone or something that lives in Mexico or is Mexican
Example- that Mexican is a taco person
Example- if from Mexico you is a taco person
Example- that Mexican is a taco person
Example- if from Mexico you is a taco person
by Taco person destroyer February 3, 2024
Get the taco personmug. A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
by CHRLI- July 16, 2017
Get the Glossy tacomug.