I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser
by ccenergy November 7, 2013

by Tribblewrangler77 August 12, 2022

Lion roaring in the trunk smashin' boxes vaginally . It was bittylicious. Grrrrrr booty stinkin' assbitches penetrate bumholes with toothpaste (Colgate)...David Copperfield.
Guy 1 "That girl was quarry ratting all over my penis last night."
Guy 2 "Ya just like David Copperfield would do."
Guy 1 " Fuck chicks hard."
Guy 2 "Ya just like David Copperfield would do."
Guy 1 " Fuck chicks hard."
by N-Word William November 22, 2011

When you are talking to a girl that you are interested in, and you send a message to her containing thousands upon thousands of rat emojis.
Me: "I think this girl likes me so I'm going to rat bomb her"
Bro: "That's fucking stupid"
Me: "🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀..."
Bro: "That's fucking stupid"
Me: "🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀..."
by pufferfish0516 September 21, 2024

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.
Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.
by BootsTheKitten December 2, 2010

by ratlord112 February 8, 2023
