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beans

inabber's joke which has fell under the radar for a couple of years, he has now pushed his bean addiction onto others like alex and james.
inabber, on twitter; What is your Beansona?
by lilchange1 on twitter. February 10, 2019
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cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
by doctor tj December 4, 2021
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Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.
Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.
by AmieCraver January 19, 2024
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Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.
“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”
by Beanscultmember23 June 21, 2023
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Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.
Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi
by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina
"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"
by Portajew January 28, 2024
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