Bedtime Babies

Slang for stains on the bedsheet. Implies that the owner of said bedsheets has masturbated while in bed.

I found bedtime babies in my roommates bed!!

by UNHEuphkid April 4, 2004

precum baby

a lovechild born to a couple who used “pulling out” as a form of birth control.

I felt pretty good about my childhood until Mom and Dad sat me down and told me I’m actually a precum baby

by dropd4thewin July 24, 2021

Baby paps

Caps, especially precussion caps for priming one's gat (gun). Originated in Cockney rhyming slang.

I gots de baby paps in me Charley Prescott (vest).

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

by Bigmafo June 25, 2016

velcro baby

A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.

I didn't get to yoga AND I'm hungover...all because of my little velcro baby.

by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014

Santa baby

A girl who dresses in a sexy Santa dress or red lace lingerie on Christmas Day/night to have sex with her boyfriend or sex buddy

I get to see what my Santa baby’s doin for me tonight

by dirtyyyyyymexicann November 25, 2017

Baby Ruta

The lovely daughter of Mama Holland and her son Lola. They dance and sing in the land of cum.

Friend *Poops*
Baby Ruta *licks it*

by Baby Lola January 7, 2021