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Urban Dictionary

The perfect time-killer.
Urban Dictionary fanatic: I got a couple assignments to do in History class...but first...
by Dunn_and_Dunn March 6, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A site where fools go to type overly sexual definitions that usually have nothing to do with the given word, usually including, below each "definition" there is some sort of computer-generated sentence persuading you to spend currency for some

EG:
INSEST Mug for your DOG Benson.
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Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.
Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!
by Trumpium March 17, 2022
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Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.
Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.
by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

I'll tell you what it isn't - it's NOT a place to search your name to yield some incorrect fact about you. Don't act brand new. It's the year 2021 and you know very well you've searched the meaning of your name before. Humble out - maybe research the negative traits about your Zodiac sign since you wanna act all woke and sh*t.
Bruh, get off Urban Dictionary and go read a book.
by wallruss November 23, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

The site which gives the best explanation to words comparatively better than the actual dictionary.Kudos to urban dictionary.
Me-What is the meaning of my name?

Urban dictionary-So insult for my name.

Me- crying for the rest of the day like a racon
by _ray October 13, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A website where people are able to use so much profanity, write porn, and come up with an infinite amount of terms for sex/sexual actions, but where people who want to write definitions that clear up misconceptions about Fandoms and things that people might actually look up can't get anything onto the website.
People hate this one Fandom because they assume things just because of the name, so I wanted to put a clear definition of the true story on the Urban Dictionary, but it didn't make it.
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... March 13, 2020
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