So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.
Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.
Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.
Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"
"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
Get the Middle Schoolmug. If you deliver food from a restaurant to a front door, you are not front nor back... you are middle of the house
by Bears st louis March 1, 2020
Get the Middle of the housemug. This is the place where either you are poor and ghetto or white and redneck. All the white hoes here are hot cheeto girls that are friends with the black people or they are a annoying ass friend group who all love trump and like country music. There is also this teacher that has been working there forever that has really crusty toes. I’m not sure if I can name but iykyk. Don’t forget about the nice janitor and mean as hell cafeteria ladies.
Hey! Have you heard about Mrs _____ only fans?
Other person: yeah I sub actually great toes pics.
You can tell she is from edwards middle school
Other person: yeah I sub actually great toes pics.
You can tell she is from edwards middle school
by Uglyasshoe January 3, 2021
Get the Edwards middle schoolmug. a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
Get the strayer middle schoolmug. This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
Get the Honorary Middle Childmug. A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023
Get the Monkey in the Middlemug. August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.
by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022
Get the middle child daymug.