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Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017
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Cake

A juicy vagina and or butt
She had that cake
by Dadofyou March 3, 2021
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Cake

Man I’ve been up for over 2 days I’m about to cake. I’ll talk to you in the am!
by FunCookie June 30, 2023
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Cakes

Cakes
Come get these cakes
by Poloman14 September 7, 2022
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cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .
Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man
by Sir yitz January 4, 2021
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Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.
Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.
by Waynedip December 27, 2020
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Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.
Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.
by 459395 February 17, 2022
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