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thin blue weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Cop. Getting the "thin blue weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with a shitty report calls because your P.O.S. partner is the sergeants pet, getting in trouble for some small petty shit off duty, getting called in from vacation for some unnecessary in-service training.

“Thin Blue” as an allusion to the “Thin Blue Line” police officers so proudly walk. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
Cop 1: “hey man what are you doing on your days off?
Cop 2: “you mean ‘day off’ we have that fucking in-service training tomorrow.”
Cop 1: “damn, that’s right. Thin Blue Weenie strikes again.”
by rsc42 December 8, 2020
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Billy Dugan Blue

C- submitted to Urban Dictionary 2015
Billy Dugan Blue: A color started and used by Cyrus B.Williamson and Jennifer Travis. A hue of Blue that is in association between of the eye color and Hair colors of Billy Dugan, Kenosha Wisconsin Punk Community.
That flight jacket needs some Billy Dugan Blue on it
by Jet girl April 27, 2020
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ploddle's blue lighters

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023
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Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022
Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!
by Alt Deadpool November 3, 2022
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light blue collar

People who are college educated yet have technical skills from a tech college that compliments their educational spectrum that creates a perfect rounded employable individual that is highly needed in today's society.
John, is an great example of the light blue collar workers that this company needs.
by Fyr75 February 8, 2019
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Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
by John E. Law January 7, 2019
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crystal blue perswayze

Any substance that makes you want to either dirty dance or fight like a roadhouse bouncer.
After ingesting a large dose of his favorite crystal blue perswayze, he left the pottery wheel behind and went to a bar, where he ended up severely beating down the jealous ex-boyfriend of a girl he was dancing the lambada with.
by sleepypie September 24, 2018
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