Subaru summer

When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.

Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?

by Lizzie the lezzie July 7, 2024

Nigronious Sumonous

An ancient spell known to summon to favorite African American male in times of need.

"We need Taquayvion in this shit. NIGRONIOUS SUMONOUS!"

by ReneGod September 1, 2024

banana summer

slushynoobz episode character

banana summer is strutting!

by bingobangobongobinzinga January 1, 2025

Finger summoning

Some countries: in some countries this can mean come over here and isn't offensive

Offensive: Singapore and Japan it can indicate that ur wishing someone dead in the Philippines its basically for calling for dogs and you can get sentence

Finger summoning

by Hiyalolasr January 24, 2025

Cuntboy Summer

When you stop caring what anyone thinks and just do whatever you want. Not mean, just... done. Done performing, done explaining, done asking permission. When you're just vibing it with zero fucks given.

"He wore that??"
"He doesn't give a fuck, it's his Cuntboy Summer."

"Why are you being like this?"
"I'm just being a Cuntboy. It's Cuntboy Summer."

by Oldmucker4578 March 7, 2026

False Summer (Michigan)

A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.

Known side effects include:

• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret

Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.

Yesterday I was driving with the windows down in a T-shirt. Today I’ve got my North Face zipped up. False summer (Michigan).

by The Banana Bard March 10, 2026

brat summer

rodent infestation

“What do you think about brat summer?”
“Rodent infestation”

by givemesushi February 18, 2025