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Simp

by HmmHmmHmmHmm September 27, 2020
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

Eli Flynn
by SimpDefinition February 3, 2020
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Mia derback
Mia- “If you don’t hurry up I will cry”

Everyone else- Mia is a simp
by Pey pey June 27, 2021
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When your dog licks there dick
by Dogfriend568 May 12, 2020
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A man who will eat dat pussy non-stop he will stick dat dick inside and make the sperm
DAM Ethan simping for Cora hard core he be eating dat pussy and making the sperm come out
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Simp's Law

Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
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Loona Simp

1) Essentially someone who simps for the character Loona from Helluva Boss.
2) An absolute furry
Furry: *posts a picture of Loona*
Twitter: "What a fucking Loona Simp"
by NoraskiQuartza February 10, 2022
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