J.O.M.L

Acronym which stands for "Jack Off Memory Log". Essentially, it means saving the image of a hot looking girl in your personal memory bank so that when the time comes to have sex with yourself, you can easily access said log for hours and hours of mastabatory bliss.

1. Claudia is so fine I am going to put her in my JOML and save her for later.

by Debonovich January 10, 2005

d(o_o)b

a deranged monkey

d(o_o)b

by me1237 January 11, 2010

Brock O'hurn

Brock O'hurn is arguably the most beautiful human being on the planet earth. This Sexy Sasquatch stands at 6'7 and has locks of golden hair. He is the inventor of "man bun" ( which I am not a fan of, but it IS Brock, so I never cared - man bun aka douche knot; Brock only wears a bun. He is never wearing the knot) He is an Instagram Celebrity. Also referred to as the Gentle Giant because his heart is as big as he is tall. Let me keep it real for ya - Brock will make you wanna slap your Mama or do things you shouldn't ... and like it.

Did you see that guy ? He totally Brock O'hurned that.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... October 2, 2016

Tip O' da Dick

A guy extremely desperate for sex.

This Tip O' da Dick motherfucker followed me around the club last night.

by SEE JAY TEE March 8, 2018

K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N

A much better way to say i love you.

"It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; If we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky."

Person #1: I love you
Person #2: I, K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N you too..

by Sofunga June 14, 2021

fifty o' clock

"Too late" or "very late"

I'll go shopping with you Dena, but I don't want to be out until fifty o'clock!

Yeah, Brad and I finally hooked up on Saturday night -- but he didn't call me until fifty o'clock!

by Annie's Okay June 15, 2005

S.O.T.D.

song of the day. or u can change the "D" to "W" for week.. or what ever u like.

S.O.T.D. maxwell -pretty wings

song of the day

by yungsmoove808 aim wave July 30, 2009