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off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".
It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.
by andycash May 23, 2006
mugGet the off like a Jewish foreskinmug.

all over it like a rash

An additional component often added to the commonly used all over it phrase, thus creating a simile. This helps to reinforce the point and also shows that the user of the phrase has a firm grasp of the english langauge.
When the standard phrase "Im all over that report" becomes dull..Instead it becomes "I'm all over it like a rash".
Shows the true passion and skill of the worker/user of the phrase or there could be some bull-shitting involved.
by Bennno March 14, 2006
mugGet the all over it like a rashmug.

looking like a mf snack

Basically giving someone or something a compliment. Saying that they look so good you could eat them.
Damnnn bae who you looking like a mf snack for?
by Amirah N April 16, 2017
mugGet the looking like a mf snackmug.

what? i like ponies?

When someone says one of the most random things in the world, you throw this back at them.
someuberguy: please don't cheat
CitizenFish: what? i like ponies?
Insomniac: same
CitizenFish: same
by Insomniac March 8, 2005
mugGet the what? i like ponies?mug.

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
mugGet the wanking like peter on the dolemug.

ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".
Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!
by 4cd-air September 16, 2013
mugGet the ass like a $20 mulemug.

it's on, like Rae Dawn Chong

A retort meaning that something is really going to happen. Statement of agreement meaning that something for sure must happen. The fact that it doesn't really rhyme makes it funnier if used as a retort when talking to somebody who won't really get it and will actually think you used it cause it rhymes. However, now used in common language with reasonably intelligent people because the obscurity of it and lack of true rhyme makes it sound like something a truly stupid person would say.
Friend 1 (slightly less intelligent friend): I really feel like going out tonight, I gotta get my drink on.

Friend 2: Yeah brother, I'm with you on that. It's on.

Friend 3: Oh it's on, like Rae Dawn Chong.
by flyerpaul April 6, 2009
mugGet the it's on, like Rae Dawn Chongmug.

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