King Laban

King Laban is a King

Jere:“King Laban!“

by EGGJunge November 27, 2019

kyle king

my friend

kyle king is my friend

by bosermac January 19, 2017

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

King Lin

A person who is generous and handsome, mostly come with a giant dick as well. Once you have been with King, you won’t get used to other small sizes. Good looking can’t simply define his outstanding appearance that everyone pursues. A cat person, especially pussy. At last, falling for him is inevitable and inextricable so you better watch it carefully.

Oh shit, it’s King Lin at the party. We should just bail.

by Bajdheosnbx November 22, 2021

King of plantain

Philanderer (engages in casual, non-committal relationships with ladies anywhere or any time.

PRO the king of plantain, (because he womanize a-lot)

by boboara November 21, 2024

Blue King

Some annoying guy who has been plaguing discord servers everywhere. The living antonym of The GGG (Good Grammar Gang)

“That dude has horrible grammar.”
“He must be a Blue King.”

by Michelangelo Was Here November 30, 2019