Soulmate Best Friend

This is a very special person. Somebody who’s more than a friend, more even than a best friend. This is your soulmate best friend. This is the one person in your life that makes you happier than any other friend, and somebody who you love to death. This is somebody that you would be willing to take a bullet for. Just as you have a soulmate that you are destined to spend your life with. This is the soulmate that you’re destined to spend your life with as best friends. Once you have this person don’t ever let them go, not that it would be possible anyways. Through thick and thin, good and evil, and happiness and pain. This is your soulmate best friend.

Somebody: is that person really that important to you
You: yes they’re more than my best friend at this point
Somebody: what are they?
You: my soulmate best friend

by Jasmith5010 October 1, 2021

psychic friends network

Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.

PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.

Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.

by poorbrokegradstudent August 20, 2010

asian best friend

An Asian best friend is someone who will be their for you all the time they will do your math homework for you and make you ramen when you need it. They always got your back and they love to play video games. Also they won’t eat your dog so don’t worry.

My Asian Best Friend made me ramen.

by AsianKid420-69 September 4, 2019

New Friend Syndrome

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.

Audrey: Uh-oh, I think I'm starting to annoy Alexis. I should probably stop messaging her so much until my New Friend Syndrome calms down.

by Trollzaya June 24, 2013

ice skating friends

Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.

Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.

by TheBetterIceSkater November 5, 2013

guilty pleasure friend

That one friend you love and have a great time hanging out with but would not introduce to your core group of friends.

She's about to take the bar exam, but i know of you met her, she would annoy the fuck out of you. She gets too hyper when we hang out. Honestly she's great to hang out with one one one. But I know you won't like her. She's my guilty pleasure friend.

by ThatOneAsianWoman July 1, 2015

Best Friend Hug

The type of hug you can only give to a best friend. Usually given when you haven't him/her in a long time.

"And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug."

by DJPremiere April 12, 2016