fart fink

A person who farts and then lies to conceal they had farted.

You're such a fart fink, I know you farted, even you say it was the cat!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

smucken fart

an extremely smart backwards person

Jody can count to ten, this makes him so smucken fart

by Momo Hill February 24, 2009

[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong

Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."

by Smut Hunter December 9, 2008

Skype farts

when someone, Nicole, decides to fart on a video chat application and then blame it on others around them, in the call. This can be pulled off by anyone but normally the girls do it, Nicolette.

*FART*
Harold: dang nate, was that you?
Nate: nah breh I don't do that shit.
Harold: Nicole was that shit u?
Nicole: NO NO IT WASNT ME!
Harold & Nate: pfft. always letting them Skype farts go.

by ThatSuperiorN January 23, 2014

unedible farts

Farts that cannot be eaten, or editized. When consumption is attempted side effects usually include herpes, death, and muscle spasms. Involuntary bowel movements are also common.

Kathy gave Kevin herpes because she farted unedible farts unto his face

by the fart summoner February 1, 2014

Fart Snout

Anus

That Mexican food tore up my fart snout.

by Sniffer Beaver February 7, 2014

pudgy fart

When a Fart is so loud and smelly that you can feel it and it's very pudgy lol

"Hey dude what's wrong?"

"Oh nothing I just inhaled some pudgy fart."

by Omg123 February 14, 2014