choke on a dick

Phrase used to express extreme anger and maybe hate towards somebody. Different from ESnD because it implies that said person should fill their yap trap with a big dick, completly robing them of all dignity and ability to make audible noise adding insult to injury. This phrase will send your parents over the edge 98% of the time out of simple disrespect. A good way to be disowned from the family real fast.

Pops: Keep tha damn door on the bathroom open or I'll use my toolbox to take the door off the hinges and you won't see it again!

Anonymous teen: You are a toolbox, choke on a dick and die bitch!

by Adrian May 25, 2007

Disiplinary Dick

AKA "DD"
-Disiplinary Dick (Punishment)

1. Something given to a women when she mis-behaves.
2. Remedy for Bitchy ass women

-Bro this bitch doesnt stop complaining!
-Yea, she needs some DD (Disiplinary Dick) dude...

by Dan Buq January 23, 2011

Crown Dick

Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.

Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.

by moe-z September 17, 2010

bronco dick

Brochitis that is transmitted through oral sex. Symptons include bumps underneath the head of the penis. Normal symptons of bronchitis are also transmitted. Worst case scenario for those who have foreskin. (Also known as bronco head)

Bob - "Dude I got head from a bitch with bronchitis"
George - "Dude are you serious? Your gonna get bronco dick!"
Bob - "Fuck is that why I have yellow bumps on my penis and a cough?"
George - "Yea dude you need to get anti-biotics and cream for that shit."

by drsimer October 24, 2010

Barney Dick

The purple jerky-like substance that remains after boiling Robitussin. It can be ingested to obtain a small buzz followed by about an hour of vicious vomiting. Resembles Barney the Dinosaur's Dick.

Yo, you got any of that Barney Dick? I need that in my mouth!

by D.Havok April 15, 2009

dick slot

The gap in an open front commercial toilet seat

Friend 1: How was that sit?
Friend 2: Dude, it was comfortable because the toilet seat had a dick slot.

by IHATERIIDO April 15, 2009

fuckers dick

When you have sex with your partner so much that your penis is chaffed and swells up. This is usually accompanied by some mild burning and sensitivity.

"I got fuckers dick last week when my girlfriend wanted to go for round 4!"

by Sean Bishop June 15, 2006