Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Butt face

My mum .___.

Ur a butt face

by A sad 8 year old May 27, 2019

pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019

butt-triggered

A combination of butthurt and triggered, butt-triggered describes the pre-offended church-lady types who are always looking for something to be offended by.

"Wow, these social justice warriors are so butt-triggered over every little imagined slight."

by Tim Ozman August 22, 2019

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.

Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"

by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019