Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 09, 2014

butter kettle

Soft pussy

Yh dude she's got a proper butter kettle

by Gwbsbsha January 03, 2018

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 31, 2017

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 14, 2020

Butter on your chin

Your fly is undone......, an old Australian slang phrase meaning to check that your fly is done up

"hey mate, you've got butter on your chin"

by Lumpy1 June 12, 2013

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 09, 2022

Butter Dip

When one person pisses in a cup then a person dips their dick in it. The first person then sucks the second's dick.

Man 1: Yo man I butter dipped with my best friend last night. It's cool no homo.

by Dad111212314 March 02, 2018